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27 January 2011 @ 03:08 pm
Better Homes and Gardens Birthdays & Family Celebrations  
Nothing says "Birthdays & Family Celebrations" like photos so retouched they look like paintings and horrifying food!

THAT--is a hell of a lot of food.

If that thing OR "fluffy pink mayonnaise" was used to win my love, I would run away screaming.

"Silly Jimmy, Dad puts that in the pumpkin every year."
89¢ Worth of Chemicals.: Graham (HAHAHA OH WOW!)starphotographs on January 27th, 2011 08:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, my. XD

And I don't think those cupcake... Flower... Things... Would work and play well with gravity.
an internet celebrity: [other] scrambledsparkgrrl658 on January 28th, 2011 12:43 am (UTC)
seriously! and poking something as thick as a candy stick into a moist cupcake...yeah, i can't even see them making it to the point where they tip over, lol!

the mini pots filled with ice cream are old (awesome) news, like worms in dirt and stuff, but for girly girls just put an artificial flower in, omg. sometimes, making EVERYTHING out of food is...well, is it ever the best solution?
mimiheartmimiheart on January 27th, 2011 08:21 pm (UTC)
To the delight of every child who has ever read Hansel and Gretel...

Before or after their stepmother tries to kill them, the witch tries to eat them, and they bake the witch in the oven?

Fluffy pink mayonnaise is a phrase that should never be used. Ever.
MoiraCoon: Jigglemoiracoon on January 27th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
Fluffy pink mayonnaise is a phrase that should never be used. Ever.

I personally think it would make a fine burlesque name. Or drag name. In a John Waters-inspired revue.

*wanders off to find Hellemans' lids to dangle from her garterbelt, for that extra jingle-zingle*

Edited at 2011-01-27 08:33 pm (UTC)
lady_branwyn: Illusionlady_branwyn on January 27th, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC)
The popcorn ball Halloween sculptures are...disturbing.
Darling of Stage & Scream: poor tastecustardfairy on January 27th, 2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
Kartuschkartusch on January 28th, 2011 04:27 am (UTC)
I think I may own one too many old cookbooks... My main response to all of this was "Aww green pepper ears on a pumpkin! That is an awesome idea"
MoiraCoon: Classy!moiracoon on January 28th, 2011 05:05 am (UTC)
I like the popcorn clown heads on pikes.
Death and the Girldeathandthegirl on January 28th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
I was so happy to see that this was posted on my birthday! Maybe I should have celebrated with the terrifying cake displayed on the cover.
SarahMichigansarahmichigan on January 30th, 2011 01:42 pm (UTC)
Awesomely terrible.