The table of contents. My favorite chapter title is "Serve A Can Of Gravy."
Refreshing sipping. There's so much here to love, but I think my favorite is the suggestion to just pour beef broth over ice cubes and put a fleck -- just a fleck, let's not get wild here! -- of curry powder on top and serve this to your guests. For an even more special touch, add club soda! Then it is a "Beef Fizz."
MeatHenge, aka "Frankfurter Crown Casserole."
Four separate bean dishes. At once. It's a potluck gone horribly wrong.
"Delicious Gravy-Sauces." Even the cookbook writers put it in scare quotes!
The onions are watching. I swear they follow you around the room.
Chicketti and "Dieter's Delight" (in the small white bowl.) But what is Dieter's Delight? I'm so glad you asked...
Beef broth, ketchup, vinegar, and grated onion. That doesn't sound like a bad BBQ sauce, but... on salad?
Suggested ways to jazz up TV dinners and pot pies.
From the "Teen Time" chapter, which I should just scan in its entirety, the latest teen craze, the SOUPENANNY! Everyone's gonna drink tomato soup mixed with Seven-Up and listen to some tunes!